Start Music First:
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That’s right! My Right-Wing blog controls the bishops! Latin Masses will be celebrated in broad daylight. No altar girls. Posessing or distributing a copy of Gather is an offense that incurs latae sententiae excommunication. Armed men will patrol the church parking lot rounding up any with an Obama sticker on their car for “enhanced catechesis”. All politicians are to submit all legislation to the papal nuncio for approval. More to come as the whim strikes me. And hat tip to LarryD for giving me the proper video to close this. He will be spared when the counter-revolution comes.
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Can I wear an eye-patch like #1′s? Please?
I think you mean #2. Otherwise the joke doesn’t work.
“Who does Number Two work for!? Who does Number Two work for!?”
“Yeah, that’s right! You show that turd who’s boss!”
And yes you can.
Oops. Even us minions are prone to typos.
I have posted your comments in this post, Scott, to FB. (I haven’t even watched the videos myself.) Your comments have gotten several “likes” even from my Protestant FB friends.
Thanks Lydia. The first video is just mood music. What would Catholic Imperialism™ be without Darth Vader music?
Incidently, I did have a Protestant friend who said when he heard that Ratzinger was elected that he would convert instantly if he had taken the name Pope Vader I. No such luck.
[...] http://www.firstthings.com/onthesquare/2010/11/countercultural-time. He is right of course, and since I control the American bishops, I decree that it be made so. Well done, sir. I might excuse you from your “enhanced [...]
Scott – interestingly, there are some anti-Catholic types who have called him Pope Sidious – there are even some side-by-side images out there.
Obviously, I find their lack of faith disturbing…