Make it this one: Advice for a New Bishop Sample:
Hire an outside firm to do a thorough financial audit, and be sure to have a closed-door chat with the on-the-ground auditors to find out what they found.
Your next pastoral should insist upon the proper celebration of the Mass. It should contain disciplinary teeth. Narcissistic priests hate constraint. It’s easier to catch them in an act of liturgical abuse than an act of sexual abuse.
Put the religious orders on notice. Maybe throw out one of the smaller ones just as a warning shot.